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"St Paul's Church"
The history, unique architecture and curious memorial inside the ‘Actors Church’. You can also listen
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"London Dungeon"
Sickening, horrific and vile and
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"Characters"
Wondering who Ben is talking to? These
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Torkwell Hastings - Fruity architecture and history boffin
Nigel Sniddling - Political analyst and general whinger
Beatrice de Quincy - Royal expert and editor of “Oh Ya!” magazine
George Trellis - Decrepit crooner and sex maniac
George is a bit of a lad. He’s been on one or two romantic assignations in his time, and he can offer a few tips on romantic spots in London. They might just make all the difference.
Fred Strangebone - Mysterious, macabre and very curious
Fred is a very interesting character. He keeps a blog in his shed you know.
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Do Me … London offers you more than just guides to top attractions. We also have a Toolkit of handy hints to help you get around London. There are sections on using the Bus, Train, Other Transport and of course the Tube. This is just the first section in our comprehensive guide to using the underground. This is not free on the phone, so to find out how much you’ve saved just text London to 83040 and click on ‘Toolkit’.
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Getting from A to B
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One of London's best department stores and an architectural
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“Out-takes”
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